A Triple Dose of Oprah Woo, Warning: It Might Destroy Brain Cells

I don’t like Oprah. And if you looked at a previous post of mine, I think she has no redeeming quality. Sure, she helped out a few people. But when she endorsed Jenny McCarthy, leading antivax celebrity figure, which I am holding her partly responsible for the partial resurgence of some diseases that were supposed to be long gone. Unfortunately, the mainstream media hadn’t made this easy at all. Not only is Oprah one of the queen hive overlord of the media, no one else dared to question her particular brand of idiocy. The credulous media and general population just sat there like a bunch of drones sucking up to her. Well, in the case of general population, it depends on the group of people, of course. But in the case of the media, well, it did not stay quiet anymore. Finally, there is one that is willing to look at Oprah in a magnifying glass, burning away her layer of popularity and examine what she is claiming. Newsweek, you just gained my admiration. And trust me, that is not something I really have said ever before, except once or twice or thrice in my life. Indeed, when I read about this, I thought I was dreaming a place where all of my hopes and aspirations came true, where everything was flowers and butterflies, and that there were unlimited supplies of chocolate, apple pies, and cheesecakes. Either that, or the apocalypse had come. Now, if the rest of the credulous media followed… But if they would have, the Death Star would have destroyed the Earth, leaving only Earth dust behind.

In the end, there is one message, from Newsweek that I would like to leave behind:

At some point, it would seem, people will stop looking to Oprah for this kind of guidance. This will never happen. Oprah’s audience admires her as much for her failings as her successes. In real life, she has almost nothing in common with most of her viewers. She is an unapproachable billionaire with a private jet and homes around the country who hangs out with movie stars. She is not married and has no children. But television Oprah is a different person. She somehow manages to make herself believable as a down-to-earth everywoman. She is your girlfriend who struggles to control her weight and balance her work and personal life, just like you. When she recently related the story of how humiliated she felt when she arrived for a photo shoot to find that she couldn’t fit into the clothes she was supposed to wear, she knew she had every member of the audience in her hand. Oprah’s show is all about second and third and fourth chances to fix your life, and the promise that the next new thing to come along will be the one that finally works.

Hat tip: respectful insolence

4 Responses to A Triple Dose of Oprah Woo, Warning: It Might Destroy Brain Cells

  1. misswaxie says:

    I, too, saw that article and was just so happy to see someone bringing attention to the damage that talk show hot turned pop psychologist, nutritionist, and doctor can do.

    Let’s not forget that this is the woman who brought us Doctor Phil. Who brought us “The Doctors”. Why even go to a physician anymore when Oprah and her team of medical professionals can treat you through the magic of your tv box? And while your add it, why read, or go to the movies, or try out your own recipes when Oprah can do that for you, too? I don’t think she reinforces the idea that life can have 3rd, 6th, or 8th chances, but that you don’t even have to try, she’ll just live your life for you.

    …That is to say, in sumation, I like this post! 🙂

    – Miss Waxie

  2. ibyea says:

    Eeeewww… She is the one who actually brought Dr. Phil and The Doctors?! If I would have known that, I would have hated her twice as much as I did. ^_^

  3. yahookid says:

    What’s your reaction on the new Forbes 100 list of 2009?

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  4. ibyea says:

    Frankly, I don’t care about some dumb celebrity list, but since Oprah fell from number 1… hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone11!!!!

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